Would you believe there are other parents called Mr and Mrs Holland out there in the rest of the world who had the audacity, the bare-faced cheek, the sheer nerve, to name their son Graham? These offspring, these imitators, these imposters and charlatans (I don't care if they were born before me... that's just a minor technicality) deserve to be named and shamed, which is what I intend to do here.

• GrahamHolland.com - perhaps the main imposter (these sneaks registered the .com domain without asking me first. How very dare they?!), this Graham Holland provides career advancement services and is based in Charlotte, North Carolina, USA.
  
  
• Graham Holland - British artist - after me, probably the most famous Graham Holland. "Graham Holland is an award winning lens based artist, who specializes in creating evocative images of the urban world. Years of personal development and experimentation have propelled Graham to great success, where he co-ordinates commissions in advertising and wall based works with self initiated projects for exhibition." Yeah, whatever. It's all very 'South Bank Show' if you ask me, although his work is really very good.
  
  
• GrahamHolland.co.uk was originally registered by a Fergusson Tractor enthusiast and restorer from Norfolk, England. He can now be found at the much more appropriately named fergusontractor.co.uk and has since left the .co.uk domain available for a more worthy cause... me!
  
  
• Graham Holland Associates are architects and historic building consultants in Knutsford, Cheshire, England.
  
  
• Graham Holland from Co Tipperary, Ireland, is a trainer of greyhounds.
  
  
• Graham Holland is the Asset Manager at British Waterways (UK). With a BSc (Honours) in Geology, Graham joined British Waterways in 1980 as an engineering geologist and was later appointed Principal Geotechnical Engineer in 1992.
  
  
• Graham Holland is a specialist in residential architecture, based in Blouberg Sands, South Africa.